John Mayor gives the dirty details in his Rolling Stone interview about his ex girl friends and even masturbation. He admitts that he never really got over his ex Jennifer Aniston, "I've never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life."
HERE ARE SOME OTHER HIGHLIGHTS:
*"All I want to do now is fu** the girls I've already fu**ed, because I cant fathom explaining myself to somebody who cant believe I'd be interrested in then."
*"Like, you need to have them (girlfriends) be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But they dont they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesnt that have to be there, too? The Joshua tree of vaginas?"
*"I am the new generation of masturbator. I've seen it all before I make coffee, I've seen it all before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week."
*"First of all, I dont jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. Its like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath."
He sounds a little sexually frustrated, maybe he needs to call up some of those ex girlfriends of his. I dont know if my readers really agree with me but its not to pleasant hearing about masturbation no matter how good he looks shirtless. He does raise a couple eye brows with that second highlight, should there be more than connecting intellectually?
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